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Satire: Revolutionary technology ‘umbrella’ remains obscure in Southern California

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Sarina Feng, Editor-in-Chief • February 20, 2026

A bird was personally victimized under the pressure of social conformity during this week’s downpours in San Diego, where nobody believes in the umbrella. Umbrellas originally served the purpose of blocking the sun, a use case that San Diego also refuses to adopt besides during the most scorching beach days.

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About the Contributor
Sarina Feng
Sarina Feng, Editor-in-Chief
With a pack of instant noodles, a freshly ruined sleep schedule and her new desk companion — Bob the felted chicken — Sarina Feng is ready to take on senior year and her third year on the Falconer. As Editor-in-Chief, she hopes to strengthen the bonds within the tight-knit staff while delivering impactful reporting and a quality publication. Feng’s list of hobbies has grown alongside her love for journalism; outside of school and other responsibilities, she enjoys writing, photography, composing music, trying new experiences, overthinking and stargazing on the beach. Other beloved pastimes include listening to music and rewatching favorite animated films. Most often, you can find her sunbathing on the floor or working on some obscure passion project. She looks forward to a final year of high school filled with lasting memories in the newsroom and beyond.
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