Skip to Main Content
The Student News Site of Torrey Pines High School

The Falconer

The Falconer

The Student News Site of Torrey Pines High School

The Falconer

Satire

A Victorian child stands in the crowd on the school's West Quad. The child fainted at the sight of students' fashion choices and the cacophonous noise.

Satire: What would send a Victorian child into a coma attending TPHS

Joanne Liu, Opinion Editor September 24, 2025

In a lab procedure gone wrong, Mr. Rowe’s third period AP Physics C class accidentally constructs a time portal to the Victorian era. Clad in a frilly blue dress, large bonnet and button up boots, a...

Load More Stories
Donate to The Falconer